Anon decided to type without looking, while talking about kinks, and this is the result.
I don’t know what this is from… But the woman’s ear get bigger when she pulls the kids ear..
My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”
but she hit send when all it said was
I am afraid
mom: people are coming over!
"You. Come. Now."
Oh my god this actually made me bite my lip…
*stammers, gets up, falls out of bed* “Yes, sir!!”
Like I legit closed my legs and DEAR LAWDY LAWD
you aint a Bowlin a perfect game The free Pizza will be MINE
This scene gets a lot better when you learn that it was improvised. They were supposed to share a long hug, but as Shrek picked Shadow up, he realized the characters just wouldn’t be fulfilled unless they demonstrated their love for each other. Shrek went in for the kiss and Shadow reciprocated perfectly, creating the most passionate love scene in cinematic history.
i added a happy sun too uwu
where is our daughter