eyesgif:

From: http://aphanon-meme.dreamwidth.org/89492.html?thread=881445780#cmt881445780
Anon decided to type without looking, while talking about kinks, and this is the result.

eyesgif:

From: http://aphanon-meme.dreamwidth.org/89492.html?thread=881445780#cmt881445780

Anon decided to type without looking, while talking about kinks, and this is the result.


paigesnapdragon:

I don’t know what this is from… But the woman’s ear get bigger when she pulls the kids ear..

paigesnapdragon:

I don’t know what this is from… But the woman’s ear get bigger when she pulls the kids ear..


and-down-we-go:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid


mamakarkat:

mom: people are coming over!

me: image


nelzipiezblowsyourmind:

lauren-just-me:

nelzipiezblowsyourmind:

lauren-just-me:

yeahhletsfuck:

"You. Come. Now."

Oh my god this actually made me bite my lip…

*stammers, gets up, falls out of bed* “Yes, sir!!”

RIGHT!?!?! RIIIIIIGHT!?!?

Like I legit closed my legs and DEAR LAWDY LAWD

nelzipiezblowsyourmind:

lauren-just-me:

nelzipiezblowsyourmind:

lauren-just-me:

yeahhletsfuck:

"You. Come. Now."

Oh my god this actually made me bite my lip…

*stammers, gets up, falls out of bed* “Yes, sir!!”

RIGHT!?!?! RIIIIIIGHT!?!?

Like I legit closed my legs and DEAR LAWDY LAWD


cyberthug13:

you aint a Bowlin a perfect game The free Pizza will be MINE

cyberthug13:

you aint a Bowlin a perfect game The free Pizza will be MINE


sonicthehedgeho:

This scene gets a lot better when you learn that it was improvised. They were supposed to share a long hug, but as Shrek picked Shadow up, he realized the characters just wouldn’t be fulfilled unless they demonstrated their love for each other. Shrek went in for the kiss and Shadow reciprocated perfectly, creating the most passionate love scene in cinematic history.

sonicthehedgeho:

This scene gets a lot better when you learn that it was improvised. They were supposed to share a long hug, but as Shrek picked Shadow up, he realized the characters just wouldn’t be fulfilled unless they demonstrated their love for each other. Shrek went in for the kiss and Shadow reciprocated perfectly, creating the most passionate love scene in cinematic history.



darkedydarke asked: "Hello mizby can you maybe draw a happy dolphin eating a happy fish? if so thank you ♥♥"

clarkedyclarke:

mizby:

i added a happy sun too uwu

Its beautiful