crispy-ghee:

One of the artists I work with sent me this asking ‘did you make this’ 

I can’t fucking breathe


first picture: child

second picture: teen/young adult

third picture: adult

fourth picture: death


bauks:

my old sex ed text book

bauks:

my old sex ed text book




eyesgif:

From: http://aphanon-meme.dreamwidth.org/89492.html?thread=881445780#cmt881445780
Anon decided to type without looking, while talking about kinks, and this is the result.

eyesgif:

From: http://aphanon-meme.dreamwidth.org/89492.html?thread=881445780#cmt881445780

Anon decided to type without looking, while talking about kinks, and this is the result.


paigesnapdragon:

I don’t know what this is from… But the woman’s ear get bigger when she pulls the kids ear..

paigesnapdragon:

I don’t know what this is from… But the woman’s ear get bigger when she pulls the kids ear..


and-down-we-go:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid


mamakarkat:

mom: people are coming over!

me: image


nelzipiezblowsyourmind:

lauren-just-me:

nelzipiezblowsyourmind:

lauren-just-me:

yeahhletsfuck:

"You. Come. Now."

Oh my god this actually made me bite my lip…

*stammers, gets up, falls out of bed* “Yes, sir!!”

RIGHT!?!?! RIIIIIIGHT!?!?

Like I legit closed my legs and DEAR LAWDY LAWD

nelzipiezblowsyourmind:

lauren-just-me:

nelzipiezblowsyourmind:

lauren-just-me:

yeahhletsfuck:

"You. Come. Now."

Oh my god this actually made me bite my lip…

*stammers, gets up, falls out of bed* “Yes, sir!!”

RIGHT!?!?! RIIIIIIGHT!?!?

Like I legit closed my legs and DEAR LAWDY LAWD