allseeingshingantsu:

scottfoss:

I asked my roommate what she would wish for if she were a magical girl in Madoka, and then this wonderful mess poured out of her mouth.

THIS IS SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL

THEN YOU REALISE SHE PROBABLY ENDED UP LIKE thewitchofsalvation



rintezukas:

well i hope that cruel angel got into grad school


glimmeringpersonality:

siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

This is literally everyday people at the theatre




jonasnightingay:

somebody please let this man retire 


pelomyxa:

i bet brian was a big dork when he was younger


alwaysactually:

lusilly:

some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”

wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”

"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"