I asked my roommate what she would wish for if she were a magical girl in Madoka, and then this wonderful mess poured out of her mouth.
THIS IS SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL
THEN YOU REALISE SHE PROBABLY ENDED UP LIKE thewitchofsalvation
well i hope that cruel angel got into grad school
ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.
(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)
This is literally everyday people at the theatre
somebody please let this man retire
i bet brian was a big dork when he was younger
some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”
wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”
"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"