dragonhugs:

1. Girls who have butts WOW HOW FUCKING RUDE CAN YOU GET WHY DONT YOU GET THAT THING REMOVED??????????????
2. Girls who HAVE 10 TOES??????? hanging TEN IS SO FUCKING LAST CENTURY YOU PLEABS
3. Anyone who EATS FOOD and DRINKS WATER AT THE SAME TIEM!!!!!!!! seriously just fucking decide
4. Gay couples that have hair. jesus no one wants to fucking see that YOU DRANGLES
5. Teenage girls who are over 19
6. People who think lesbians look like sharks.
7. Guys in pornos who plant.
8. Guys who where their pants below ankles
9. Mean ponies, that are unicorns and PEGUSUSES????????? arent you fucking special
10. People who are into debt collection and any form of four square. I feel like it’s ridiculing dragons and elven wars!!!!.
11. Moms who eat treessssssss
12. Parents who let their children drink applejuice, MAKE THEM DRINK OJ LIKE A REAL AMAERICA?
13. Parents who are okay with grapes but think it’s too “mature” of a subject to talk to their kids about.
14. People who refuse to see me
15. Anyone that dislikes or disses Walter Cronkite
16. Anyone that makes fun of elephats
17. Girls that are girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE WOMEN. 
18. Stools that call stlools, stools.
19. Anyone that uses the word “word”
20. Children who pet their pets
21. Children who whine to their parents about not getting apple juice@!!!!!!!!!! tratiors
22. Pregnants
23. poop
24. Anyone that plays card games
25. Extremely feminine dogs
26. Extremely masculine cats
27. Men who dress like trees
28. Large groups of teenage boys wearing baseball caps
29. Girls
30. People
31. myself:’(((
32. countries
33. people who walk on two legs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
34. Girls who convince other girls to get extreme
35. Girls who convince other girls to start getting air
36. Boys who make fun of girls for being extreme
37. Closetes
38. jokes
39. images
40. fear
41. cow tippers
42. GHOSTS
43. spooked ya
44. lesbian
45. harris county
46. jOKES
47. story time IS FOR BABIES
48. SHEETS.
49. sodypop
50. ink
51. invisible ink
53. that last one was written in invisible ink
54. fucking magnets man
55. how do they work
56. Girls who follow ducks around
57. Guys who follow ducks around
58. STOP YOUVE BEEN FRIEND ZOENED!!!
59. entertainment
60. people who are standing
61. PEOPLE WHO SPEAK
62. freaking NUMBERS ARE EVIL THEY ARE HEAR FOR YOU
63. im so lonely
64. people who wear indoors
65. People who wear clothes
66. People who can’t seem to look at ghosts
67. People who ridicule the ghosts
68. knock knock jokes
69. Athetits
70. me a dog learn english
71. Anyone that knocks the existence of Peter Pan in front of me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
72. “wow
73. gay”
74. free samples
75. REBLOG IF YOU WERE A PANGEAN KID
76. people who fight for the ncr in fallout new vegas
77. Girls that stare at me while I’m eating them out
78. Guys that know I’m not available.
79. Straight lines.
80. Parents with hair
81. NON-TRAMPOLINE PEOPLE WHO GET MAD WHEN YOU DONT JUMP ON THEM!!!!!!!! I JUST FUCKING MET YOU
82. anyone
83. People who get dressed
84. flipping
85. lasse fare
86. harry ptter
87. Ottters
88. Parents who drink milk
89. Women who go gaga oh lala want your bads romance!
90. Parents who stick their children
91. People who think
92. Whoever invented the Kid
93. the number 93
94.  Barbie for thinking they’re ugly.
95. People with bellybuttons (especially men).