doodling-editor:

Dan’s Resumé from Dan Vs The Mall Santa:

8/03/09 - 08/03/09: TEMP- SHARKINGTON’S DOWNTOWN IN(cutoff)

being more qualified than anyone in my vicinity, (cutoff)

time employment

4/7/07-4/12/09: LIBRARY SERVICES - HOPPER AND AU(cutoff)

Did not care for their water cooler water.

6/19/04-6/19/04 - RIBLETS - CHICKEN GUY - MY breats are bigger than theirs.

8/3/01-9/11/01 - OFFICE SUPPLIES OFFICE - DEBT COLLECTOR - Partied like it was still 1999 until several angry people told me to turn on the TV.

12/27/99 - 12/31/99 - Y2K

I LOVE that Dan lists Y2K on his resumé.  I can just see him walled up in his apartment like a bunker until long after the new year…

let’s see, analysis of his jobs:

- Debt collector. I can see that. 

- Chicken Guy? well no work from 01-04 would make a guy desperate.  I don’t see that going well.  But then he only lists one day there. 

- Library Services?  He worked for a law firm??  Well Dan does have a mind to connect the dots.  Do you need a law degree to do that?  Maybe Dan’s more educated than we thought!  We was there the longest…

- temp at Sharkington’s downtown in (something that got cut off).  I wonder what that job was.  either way it only lasted a day…

- So Dan’s officially been unemployed from August 2009 ‘til December 2011 (assuming the show’s initial airing is in “real time”).  Now we know why he’s always borrowing money from Chris.