doodling-editor:

Dan’s Resumé from Dan Vs The Mall Santa:

8/03/09 - 08/03/09: TEMP- SHARKINGTON’S DOWNTOWN IN(cutoff)
being more qualified than anyone in my vicinity, (cutoff)
time employment
4/7/07-4/12/09: LIBRARY SERVICES - HOPPER AND AU(cutoff)
Did not care for their water cooler water.
6/19/04-6/19/04 - RIBLETS - CHICKEN GUY - MY breats are bigger than theirs.
8/3/01-9/11/01 - OFFICE SUPPLIES OFFICE - DEBT COLLECTOR - Partied like it was still 1999 until several angry people told me to turn on the TV.
12/27/99 - 12/31/99 - Y2K

I LOVE that Dan lists Y2K on his resumé.  I can just see him walled up in his apartment like a bunker until long after the new year…
let’s see, analysis of his jobs:
- Debt collector. I can see that. 
- Chicken Guy? well no work from 01-04 would make a guy desperate.  I don’t see that going well.  But then he only lists one day there. 
- Library Services?  He worked for a law firm??  Well Dan does have a mind to connect the dots.  Do you need a law degree to do that?  Maybe Dan’s more educated than we thought!  We was there the longest…
- temp at Sharkington’s downtown in (something that got cut off).  I wonder what that job was.  either way it only lasted a day…
- So Dan’s officially been unemployed from August 2009 ‘til December 2011 (assuming the show’s initial airing is in “real time”).  Now we know why he’s always borrowing money from Chris.

doodling-editor:

Dan’s Resumé from Dan Vs The Mall Santa:

8/03/09 - 08/03/09: TEMP- SHARKINGTON’S DOWNTOWN IN(cutoff)

being more qualified than anyone in my vicinity, (cutoff)

time employment

4/7/07-4/12/09: LIBRARY SERVICES - HOPPER AND AU(cutoff)

Did not care for their water cooler water.

6/19/04-6/19/04 - RIBLETS - CHICKEN GUY - MY breats are bigger than theirs.

8/3/01-9/11/01 - OFFICE SUPPLIES OFFICE - DEBT COLLECTOR - Partied like it was still 1999 until several angry people told me to turn on the TV.

12/27/99 - 12/31/99 - Y2K

I LOVE that Dan lists Y2K on his resumé.  I can just see him walled up in his apartment like a bunker until long after the new year…

let’s see, analysis of his jobs:

- Debt collector. I can see that. 

- Chicken Guy? well no work from 01-04 would make a guy desperate.  I don’t see that going well.  But then he only lists one day there. 

- Library Services?  He worked for a law firm??  Well Dan does have a mind to connect the dots.  Do you need a law degree to do that?  Maybe Dan’s more educated than we thought!  We was there the longest…

- temp at Sharkington’s downtown in (something that got cut off).  I wonder what that job was.  either way it only lasted a day…

- So Dan’s officially been unemployed from August 2009 ‘til December 2011 (assuming the show’s initial airing is in “real time”).  Now we know why he’s always borrowing money from Chris.


  1. cosmic-angst reblogged this from fuckyeahdanvs and added:
    MY BREASTS ARE BIGGER THAN THEIRS CRYING
  2. nakedsasquatch reblogged this from fuckyeahdanvs and added:
    "8/3/01 - 9/11/01 : Partied like it was still 1999 until several angry people told me to turn on the TV" DAN GOD DAMMIT...
  3. omiiii reblogged this from fuckyeahdanvs
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  6. splicerthedicer reblogged this from doodling-editor and added:
    I’m laughing so fucking hard right now oh my god
  7. my-time-here-is-clover reblogged this from fuckyeahdanvs and added:
    AHAHAHA DID NOT CARE FOR THE WATER COOLER’S WATER
  8. roarinlala reblogged this from doodling-editor and added:
    "MY breasts are bigger than theirs." DAN. What.
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  12. that-devil-named-vince reblogged this from fuckyeahdanvs and added:
    “MY breasts are bigger than theirs.” ..Dan is obviously very proud of his sexy moobs.
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  17. friendlytroll reblogged this from gateaugrimoire and added:
    I interpret the bottom one as him, somehow, being the *cause* of Y2K. Also there more paper. There might be another job...
  18. gateaugrimoire reblogged this from doodling-editor and added:
    I love little tidbits like this, almost as much as I love the fact that this show has continuity.
  19. ebilflindas reblogged this from doodling-editor and added:
    "my breasts are bigger than theirs" Oh Dan
  20. cherumibee reblogged this from doodling-editor and added:
    "My breasts were bigger than theirs" dan. DAN. DAN.