i must tell you about the dream i had last night!! it’s been a while since ive shared any of them on here.
there was some sort of convention at this combo hotel/convention center that connected a mall and i was there with superman, batman, and wonder woman. we were just shopping around and all the people there were acting like it was normal. im not sure if it was because superheroes walking around was normal or b/c people thought they were just random peeps in costumes. i think some other superheroes might have been there like the green martian and aquaman but im not sure. superman kept asking people to “teach him” but i had no clue what he was talking about i dont think anyone did but after a while i offhandedly mentioned about teaching something once and superman was all “teach me!!!!!” but by then it became sort of joke to ignore superman whenever he mentioned about wanting to being taught and he got all sulky and went followed after wonder woman after i ignored him and decided to follow after batman.
after a while i felt bad about ignoring superman so i decided to try and find and went to the convention center part of the building. i went to the main part where some lone guy had to set up this huge room by himself for some event and at first he looked all happy to see me because he thought i was going to help him but i was like “nah, im looking for superman”. i kept going back to that room for some reason which ended up pissing the dude off b/c i never tried to help him.
i come back to the hallway that leads to the huge room sometime later to find the cast of the office recording their show. like they had a rows of chairs lined up and recording like they were doing voice acting work. it was for their last episode and when they got done recording they all stood up and were suddenly wearing cap and gowns like they were graduating and walked single file down the hall until they were front of a group of people. this lady stands in front of them and explains she is the head director/writer and apparently she was also the lady from that lamb chop show who controlled lamb chop even though she looked nothing like her and jim henson’s daughter which was a fucking big deal. i cant really remember what happened after that but somehow my mom and my bandmates from marching band were there suddenly.
also there was this one part where i learned that hedgehogs find a mate by jumping up in the air and body slamming one another (while still in there air) and if they were satifised with the body slam they would body slam again on the ground and then snuggle.
like there was actual a demonstration of this in my dream there were 3 hedgehogs (2 males and 1 female) and they all jumped in the air and the two male pancaked the female and she was okay with it (the instructor told me it doesnt hurt them) so they body slammed again and they all snuggled. and i was just like OKAY????????
and then i woke up because it was hot as fuck in my room b/c the heater was left on.
never found superman, never returned to batman, never helped that guy set up the room…
now that i think about it superman’s personality was kinda like goku’s. i blame that “whose nicer goku or superman?” thread on /co/ i read before going to bed.